Mrs. Dorothee plays piano in the garden

And all the children know the truth

Plants and things have feelings too.

 

It’s quiet ok to touch the grass,

professor Vogel says.

Just tread softly and listen hard

Keep your head close to your heart

And do not fart. Please,

Don’t fart.

 

All of this is true you know

Leonard Nimoy told me so

A long long time ago.