Mrs. Dorothee plays piano in the garden
And all the children know the truth
Plants and things have feelings too.
It’s quiet ok to touch the grass,
professor Vogel says.
Just tread softly and listen hard
Keep your head close to your heart
And do not fart. Please,
Don’t fart.
All of this is true you know
Leonard Nimoy told me so
A long long time ago.