Citizens Not Subjects


Of all the rockstars around Robert Smith (and his band) must be the most unlikely. But then again, maybe not that unlikely.

Just take a look the setlist and think of all the songs the cure could have played, and there you have it, they could have easily changed 20 songs on their list with exactly the same result: a perfect night. Maybe a bit more gloomy and dark, since no songs from Pornography and Faith found their way to the stage this time around, but perfect nevertheless.

Maybe for the better: this was a birthday party after all. A most joyous occasion. A celebration with great songs all throughout the evening.

And that is what is has always been about in the forty+ years that this band has been around, dispite them being goth-rock icons.


Pictures of You
A Night Like This
The Walk
The End of the World
In Between Days
Just Like Heaven
If Only Tonight We Could Sleep
Play for Today
A Forest
Shake Dog Shake
Fascination Street
Never Enough
From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea

The Caterpillar
Friday I’m in Love
Close to Me
Why Can’t I Be You?
Boys Don’t Cry
Jumping Someone Else’s Train
Grinding Halt
10:15 Saturday Night
Killing an Arab

Help Me Make It Through the Night


Gladys Knight (1969).jpg Bron:wikipedia


I took that ribbon from the ground

Still around

Sometimes lost and sometimes found

Still life of a friendly ghost

In a drawer somewhere



So many great versions of this song, but I like this tender and heartfelt one the most:

Inspired by:

Gladys Knight,  Help Me Make It Through the Night

What to do in Belgium today. Huge party at Magda in Petegem (april 22, 18:00 until april 23, 7:00) Budget: with 15 euro you’ll be drunk! Some important messages beforehand.


Hello dear reader,

A worldwide and seemingly endless fascination with Flemish folklore and the humble beginnings of Discobar Bizar encouraged us to translate our latest post into English. We can’t stress this enough: we feel no contempt for the English language, but we are on a tight schedule today, since we still have to take a bath and fit ourselves in a our best costume for this joyful occasion. So we do hope you’ll forgive us the occasional translating error.

About the party!

The time is nigh. In only a few hours the festivities begin. Our sneaky source at the Wortegem-Petegem police corps predicts a real people flood. An estimated 5000 party people are expected to celebrate 40 years cafe Oud Gemeentehuis (old town house) at Magda and Bernard. Of course, as it has always been in the long history of this legendary establishment, loads of fun, drinks and something to eat are part of the experience.

By his very nature not easily frightened Filip Watteeuw (green party alderman from the nearby city of Ghent, and brilliant inventor of the circulation plan, banning cars out of the city and giving the streets back to the people) kindly offered his assistance in making sure that ‘circulationwise’ everything would run smoothly.

The headstrong mayor of the town of Wortegem-Petegem (liberal party) refused the kind offer. And -still according to our source within the force- asked himself out loud: ‘what is that green riff-raff thinking he can teach us?’

In blind rage he added :”Over my dead body. This mr know it all with his pseudo scientific arguments is not going to tell us that we should work our beautiful sloping acres with horse and cart!”

Next, he stroke his beard, trying to regain calm, and he pointed out that the town counsil just bought motorized lawn mowers for the green service. And that the scythes will never see the light of day again, unless to chase that green scum and poor excuse for alderman away from the town of Wortegem-Petegem.

By the way: the mayor states that Petegem square will be closed for all traffic during the festivities, and that it might be a good idea to come by bicycle.

Some little known facts:

Speaking of the town of Ghent. Did you known, that lying in the shade of the town church, Magda and Bernard are welcoming their guests at the most democratic of prices? For the price of a pint at Magda you can’t get anything in Ghent, except a delicious Turkish bread or pide that is. For the price of a generous whiskey in Wortegem-Petegem you can’t even get a pint of beer in Ghent.

Speaking of the shade of the church. did you know that Café Oud Gemeentehuis used to be somewhere along the pilgrimage route to Compostella? Lured by the blinding charm of Magda into a world of perpetual and circular reasoning, and stripped of the linear notions -typical of  our  Jewish-Cristian tradition- of space and time, many a pilgrim decided not to continue their voyage to salvation. Their lives regained purpose and meaning in Wortegem-Petegem. Church authorities were obliged to detour the long and winding road to Compostella.

Allegedly  many a marriage ran aground the last 40 years. Hmm, that is of course true. No denying there. Many suitcases have been dropped of in front of cafe Oud Gemeentehuis. Most of the time without words. Now and again with a tirade of abuse on top. Every so often with a note attached to the valise: ‘don’t bother coming back, you no good son of a….’ However we do feel the need to point out that there is a cosmic balance. At least as much couples -sometimes maybe sneaky and/or with the help of some romantic scrabble on a Romy coaster (Romy= local beer),found each other at cafe Oud Gemeentehuis.


Back to the festivities. Gift ideas for 40 years Magda en Bernard:

Strangely enough Magda did not mention a Discobar Bizar DJ-set when whe asked her what she wanted for the occasion.

This is what she does want: a surprise concert form  Mario Franco (‘He is going to be huge in America some day’), a surprise visit from Mario De Clercq, local cycling legend and numerous  times world champion (‘Thats what I call a rider!), or a big fat cheque from Willy Naessens, local and very old very rich guy (What else is gonna do with all his money). Some flowers from De Croo, local and very old very rich liberal politician, would also make here very happy.

A final detail:

Photoshop pirates, let’s call them scum, couldn’t resist removing the reference to Discobar Bizar on the invite for this joyful event (see picture above). We, however, think that it is very important to thank Magda: because  Cafe Oud Gemeentehuis was, way back then, the first official bar that sold -for only 10 francs- the membership cards for the large Discobar Bizar family. Over the years Magda sold 877 membership cards. And thus we have a lot to thank her for. And in honor of her doing so we enclose at the bottom of this blog the original photo. Thank you, Magda!


Huge party at Magda in Petegem

22 april om 18:00 tot 23 april om 7:00

Petegemplein, 9790 Wortegem-Petegem, België

“Kom uit de bedstee m’n liefste…”

Spoiler alert! Het onnavolgbare, dansgrage pareltje  Why did you do it’  van Stretch zal ook dit jaar niet in de Classics 1000 prijken.  Madonna en Robbie Williams kwamen wel al langs en dan weet je het wel: het wordt ook dit jaar geen hoogmis van fijne deuntjes. Spijtig. Ik had het Wouter Beke echt gegund: een dansbaar perspectief. Een heupwiegende blik op de onmogelijke situatie waarin hij en de CD&V inmiddels zijn beland.

“I’ve been thinking ’bout what you have done to me
The damage is much deeper than you’ll ever see”

Versta me niet verkeerd. Ergens heb ik het wel voor die Wouter. Iedereen zou een boontje moeten hebben voor Wouter. Getuigde hij immers niet van ongeziene moed door met NVa en de liberalen het bed in te duiken? Niet in de rol van stiekeme voyeur, maar zonder veel voorspel direct volle gas in het midden van het bed. In de politiek kan en mag aan veel getwijfeld worden, maar laat ons nooit of te nimmer twijfelen aan de heldenmoed van Wouter Beke.

Onze Wouter verdient beter. Deze man is in mijn -grif toegegeven, soms wat warrige en al te vrijgevige- kop nu al Minister Van Staat. Wat zou ik het hem kwalijk nemen dat deze kinky partouze op een sisser uitdraaide?

Kon hij het helpen dat er aan de ene kant van het bed een onbeschofte bruut lag? Aan de andere kant was één en ander wel goedbedoeld, maar onhandig en veel te klein geschapen.

Kom nu maar uit de bedstee, m’n lieve gewillige…Wouter. Want soms is er gewoon geen lievemoederen aan.  Je hoeft niets meer te slikken. Je hebt je best gedaan.

O ja, voor ik het vergeet: ook ‘Morning Music’  van Siren staat dit jaar niet in de Classics 1000 .

Lesser Years


Children of  these lesser years

Growing up with enemies

and heroes made of make-believe

Nothing  really to achieve

Growing cold in hate and fear

And hardly something to hold dear.


Some of the old  are still around

Longing for some long lost warmth.


Hoping to be found

Willing to change

And dying to say:

Never, never, never,

Never again!


inspired by: Rockin’ In The Free World, Neil Young, 1989


18/02/2017 Earthquake early warning for Würzburg, Bayern, Germany.

We, from Bizar Discobar, feel it is very important to send out this warning, for everybody living in the vicinity of Würzburg, Bayern.

Somewhere around 5 O’Clock, early evening, chances are that the earth will be moving on a scale seldom seen in the region of Bayern. We are talking 6 + on the Richter magnitude scale. It’s gonna be huge!

However, we can not stress this enough: you are in no immediate danger… Trump hasn’t lost his briefcase with the nuclear codes (not yet, anyway)…

The earth tremors will be caused by the best ever belgian metalband Ostrogoth playing a very special “Ecstasy And Danger/Full Moons Eyes Show” at Metal Assault VII-festival.

Other great bands will be there to: Artillery, Helstar, Nasty Savage, and even more….