A team of prominent ancient astronaut theorists have just announced that they will be revealing some shocking discoveries on Friday, January 20, 2017, during the inauguration of Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States.
It appears that Trump has been undergoing intensive botulinum toxin treatment to hide the wrinkles on his forehead that seem to be aligned exactly as the Carnac stones (France).
The theorists also claim that they will be able to prove conclusively that Trump’s hair is being kept tightly together by an otherworldly-like substance. Claims have been made that the substance is also effecting his thinking powers.
Furthermore it is no coincidence that a suspected alien will become the 45th president. Nr 45 being very important to aliens since it is a triangular number, an arc-cotangent irreducible number and -of course- the sixth positive integer .
Keep watching the skies is the advice of the ancient astronaut theorists.
Is highly doubtful that those ancient astronaut theorists are really on the something. By now everybody knows that all things and beings in this world are the result of an intelligent interventionist God, some 6000-10,000 years ago, certainly not an alien. It is also a well established fact that man has walked the earth together with dinosaurs there can be no doubt about that.
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